I write video games, comic books, audio fiction, cartoons, the whole enchilada. When I was 17, I wrote and recorded parody songs in my bedroom that were played on radio stations around the world. Today, I write for studios like Warner Bros, Disney, and Lionsgate. I co-founded a publishing company, wrote jokes for Oscar the Grouch, and designed interactive fiction for robots. My special skills as a writer include story structure, satirical fiction, interactive storytelling, internalizing the voice of a character or brand, and wearing slippers all-day like an old man.

Featured projects

Rule an empire in this action RPG on Nintendo Switch and PS4. Cue the Cleverbot teaches kids to code with games and interactive stories. Infiltrate The Eye in this official Now You See Me interactive storytelling game.
Campers have insane adventures in this officially licensed roleplaying game!Cockblock your friends with magic in this fully-playable D&D spoof.More adventures for the official late night RPG of San Diego Comic-Con.
Mystery Show parody featuring the voices of James Urbaniak and Laura Silverman. “Penn & Pencil” show-within-a-show segments of #1 iTunes podcast. Trading card comedy podcast recorded at the legendary Meltdown Comics.
Old Spice’s animated web series teaching boys about puberty, starring Isaiah Mustafa. Nerdist sci-fi comedy series about scientists lost in the audioverse.
New comics starring Ariel, Jasmine, Snow White, Belle and their friends.New stories about Oscar the Grouch, Elmo, Grover, and Captain Vegetable.New adventures for Richie Rich and Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Geeky comedy magazine praised by AV Club and Wired. (Editor-in-Chief)National print humor magazine lauded by NY Times. (Contributor)Monthly magazine of adventures for D&D gamers. (Contributor)

Parody alternate history of Disneyland, illustrated by award-winning artists.A short and terrifying romance. #1 YA Humor book on Amazon.Novella satirizing horror fandom and movie news blogs.
Social campaign celebrating Hulu fan favorites. (Agency: Good People)Social posts and commercial for Disney mobile game. (Agency: ICHI Worldwide)

NEWS 'n' reviews

“A different kind of RPG, one in which players struggle with drugs, sex, and talking vegetables rather than orcs and dungeons.”

Entertainment Weekly announcing Wet Hot American Summer: Fantasy Camp, a tabletop roleplaying game I co-wrote and designed.

“This $180 toy robot has virtually limitless activities that teach my kids STEM skills, and it’s a lot of fun”

Business Insider reviews Cue the Cleverbot from Wonder Workshop. I designed many of Cue’s games and missions.

“Geoffrey Golden’s new podcast is like heaven on earth.”

Geek and Sundry reviews Two Packs a Week, a comedy podcast about trading cards, which recorded at Meltdown Comics.

“The short strips follow various Disney Princesses in their hilarious day-to-day adventures”

ICv2 announcing a collection of Disney Princess Comics coming to Target. I wrote for the series, which is published by Joe Books.

“This is hilarious. Just warped enough…”

Disney Imagineer Mark Eades (Star Tours) praising Dream It! Screw It!, my comedic alternate history of Disney Parks.

clients ♥ me

"He brings his stellar writing skills and unmatched creativity to realize any writing challenge."
Michael Kosaka
Creative Director, Kiwi Inc
"Geoffrey is enthusiastic, clever and diligent. Hire him, or suffer the consequences!"
Aaron Simpson
Writer / Producer (Happy Tree Friends)

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