Being President of the United States of America is the most important job in the world – you can invade countries, veto legislation and send people into outer space. As President, there's a red phone on your desk, which you talk on, and moments later bombs drop onto suspected terrorist caves. Since the [...]

No time to sleep, yo it’s on tonight
K-C you feeling me right? (Yeah)
2-0-0-0, the Will 2 K
The new millennium, yo excuse me Willennium (yeah)
-Will Smith, “Will2K”
We laughed when we heard those lyrics. “Will-enium? Oh please,” we snarkily replied. “I think maybe the Fresh Prince is a little full of himself.” We [...]

Gay people are here, many of them are quite queer, and so we'd all better get used to it. Many of us are used to it already — we support gay marriage and equality for homosexuals in general. Others are prejudiced, clinging to ugly stereotypes and promoting hatred against gays. Whichever side [...]

The leader. The smart one. The wiseacre. The goofball. When you add in a rat mentor, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles seem like a pretty self-sufficient group. Of course, “seems” is the operative word, because these mutant teens are missing a key member to make their group a truly lean, [...]

Who doesn't love getting presents on their birthday? This year, I made out pretty well. I got a bunch of checks, an autographed picture of Tina Fey, and I bought myself Spaced on DVD. I celebrated with my friend Joe at a karaoke bar, and then again the next night with more [...]