Entries from September 2008

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Carmen Sandiego Should Have Stolen My Virginity

The list of crimes attributed to the notorious criminal Carmen Sandiego is dumbfounding. From precious artwork like the Mona Lisa to historical monuments like the Statue of Liberty's torch, there's nothing Carmen won't get her greedy hands on – except, apparently, my penis! For all the time and energy I devoted to playing her video [...]