Stephanie, I feel like it’s my duty — both as a man and as a cuddler — to clear the air about the events that took place last Thursday at the San Francisco Cuddle Party. There was a physical miscommunication between us, and I thought it would be best to clear the air. As a [...]

I thought today I’d showcase some essays written by third graders on the subject of Thanksgiving. Their childlike innocence could teach us all a thing or two. I want to thank my mom and dad because they gave me life and that is impourtant to me. They are good to me and I love them. [...]

Like a magic, overflowing fountain of deliciousness, Denny’s Restaurants have been feeding hungry folks since 1953. I’m lucky to live near not one, but two of these magnificent food gardens, and frequently skip with glee on nights when I dine on their tasty Lumberjack Slam for breakfast or a tender Mushroom Swiss Chopped Steak for [...]

If you’ve been watching The Office, no doubt you smile warmly every time Jim and Pam are on screen. It’s like they’re the perfect couple, and even with all the drama that took place with Pam being in NYC, they always manage to do the right thing at every turn. Seeing them pull pranks on [...]

Like a lot of folks, I’m a commuter. I live in a Los Angeles apartment, and commute to the Kingdom of Wisdom. Believe me, if I could afford to live in Dictionopolis, I would, but King Azaz the Unabridged keeps the rent super high, so the only people who can afford to live there permanently [...]