Our nation’s children aren’t partying nearly hard enough, and the schools are to blame. Let’s “get retarded” about helping our kids throw better parties.

This New Years Eve, forget making a resolution — or I’ll make you forget it! Hey, it’s for your own good.

Cats are torture machines. Cute, fuzzy, adorable torture machines – but torture machines nonetheless.

Trophy Bomb has a new layout. Finally, your dreams have become reali-dreams!

“Denny’s is going beyond food in 2009. They are going to save the world’s economy. Not Obama, my friends. Denny’s. How? With one little coupon, that’s how.”