Comments on: Royal Rumble and Paul Blart: The Most Kickass Sunday Possible http://www.geoffreygolden.com/2009/01/royal-rumble-and-paul-blart-the-most-kickass-sunday-possible/ Geoffrey is a comedy writer and so much more. Join him on a blogventure! Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:30:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Geoffrey http://www.geoffreygolden.com/2009/01/royal-rumble-and-paul-blart-the-most-kickass-sunday-possible/comment-page-1/#comment-295 Geoffrey Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:52:37 +0000 http://www.trophybomb.com/?p=533#comment-295 Son of a bitch, that's awesome. Strongly considering the purchase. Son of a bitch, that’s awesome. Strongly considering the purchase.

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]]> By: Geoffrey http://www.geoffreygolden.com/2009/01/royal-rumble-and-paul-blart-the-most-kickass-sunday-possible/comment-page-1/#comment-293 Geoffrey Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:05:05 +0000 http://www.trophybomb.com/?p=533#comment-293 Hey, I hear you, Paul. It turns out that a lot of stars are needed in order to seal the Thousand Year Door in Paper Mario... and that takes time. Specifically, my otherwise productive time. Hey, I hear you, Paul. It turns out that a lot of stars are needed in order to seal the Thousand Year Door in Paper Mario… and that takes time. Specifically, my otherwise productive time.

]]> By: Paul http://www.geoffreygolden.com/2009/01/royal-rumble-and-paul-blart-the-most-kickass-sunday-possible/comment-page-1/#comment-292 Paul Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:07:53 +0000 http://www.trophybomb.com/?p=533#comment-292 I had a blarty good time this Sunday. I played a lot of Left 4 Dead with friends... and didn't work on my book. God Damn it! I had a blarty good time this Sunday. I played a lot of Left 4 Dead with friends… and didn’t work on my book.

God Damn it!

]]> By: Geoffrey http://www.geoffreygolden.com/2009/01/royal-rumble-and-paul-blart-the-most-kickass-sunday-possible/comment-page-1/#comment-291 Geoffrey Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:50:23 +0000 http://www.trophybomb.com/?p=533#comment-291 Meaningless ephemera? Uh, the long-term implications of Randy Orton winning the rumble are huge. Now, despite having kicked Vince McMahon in the face, Randy will get a slot at Wrestlemania. It's guaranteed! And speaking of huge, Paul Blart not only saves the mall in this film, but at the end, vows to do it forever. Forever = Long-Term. Again, not saying your boss/daddy's love isn't awesome, it just doesn't kick as much ass. Meaningless ephemera? Uh, the long-term implications of Randy Orton winning the rumble are huge. Now, despite having kicked Vince McMahon in the face, Randy will get a slot at Wrestlemania. It’s guaranteed! And speaking of huge, Paul Blart not only saves the mall in this film, but at the end, vows to do it forever. Forever = Long-Term.

Again, not saying your boss/daddy’s love isn’t awesome, it just doesn’t kick as much ass.

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