This month, every Trophy Bomb post is inspired by a drawing from DeviantART.com. Today's piece is inspired by user Brajamine.

Some people wonder why I own a bee costume. No, it’s not an homage to Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons, and I don’t work outside a Honey Baked Ham company, passing out the ham-cubes. Rather, I’ve devised a clever scheme for having sex with underage girls. You see, if I’m a “bee,” and I accidentally “sting” an 11-year-old girl, it’s not statutory rape!

Let me explain further. Through the transformative power of a costume, I can become anything I want, from a cowboy to an astronaut to a horny ol’ bumblebee. It’s like stepping into Calvin’s transmographier (Ooh, Calvin! Such a delightful little boy). Now, let’s say a bumblebee robs a liquor store. You can’t send it to jail, because there are no laws saying that bumblebees aren’t allowed to rob stores. Catching on? It’s just like Air Bud, only more devious!

So let’s say this bumblebee were to kidnap an 11-year-old girl at the park. She screams for her mommy as I put her in the flower costume, then I take out my stinger/penis and get ready to instruct the little tyke on the cruelty of mother nature, when all of a sudden the police barge in. However, when they try to arrest me, I’ll simply say, “but officer, I’m a bumblebee.” Confused, the officers will call the station, confirm that the law is on my side, and simply say, “proceed.”

You might wonder if bestiality laws come into play. Yes, they do! Sex between a human and a bee is quite illegal, and if the girl wasn’t dressed as a flower, my theoretical officers would have arrested her on the spot. Remember, however, that I put her in a flower costume. Therefore it’s a bee and a flower. Yes, a middle-aged bee and a sweet, young flower. What could be more natural then that?

So get ready, America’s children. I’m here to take you away to a world of dress-up and getting felt-up by my six legs and four wings– HEY YOU ASSHOLE COPS! GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER! ALL MY CHILD PORNOGRAPHY IS ON THERE! NO, I ONLY MASTURBATE TO IT WHEN WEARING A BEE COSTUME! THEREFORE, IT’S LEGAL! IT’S OWWW! OWWW!!! AT LEAST SMEAR ME IN HONEY BEFORE PUTTING ME IN THE COP CAR! SMEEEEAAARRRR MEEEE!!!