This month, every Trophy Bomb post is inspired by a drawing from DeviantART.com. Today's piece is inspired by user ForeverACharmedOne.

Say it ain’t so! P-p-p-p-please don’t be a wife beater, Roger! Unfortunately, the picture speaks volumes. As we can see here, Jessica Rabbit has a black eye, and her waist is so small, she’s obviously been starving herself out of fear. Clearly, there’s a Roger Rabbit we don’t know: the wife beating side.

Here’s my speculation. Back in the 40s, famous cartoon star Roger Rabbit was all smiles, jokes and charm. Who wouldn’t love a Rabbit like that? Jessica fell for him, and the two became a happy couple. However, years of being out of the limelight warped the once happy rabbit. Worse yet, his wife continues to appear on t-shirts and Halloween fetish pins, barely wearing anything. Roger’s been cast aside, and everyone’s still ogling his wife after all these years. This wife beating jigsaw puzzle is all coming together.

Poor Jessica. Years and years of abuse and objectification have crushed her once healthy sense of self-worth. She’s been beaten so much, her arms look weird and disjointed. Jessica tries to smirk it off, but the physical signs are too great to hide with a little ink and paint. Roger should be ashamed, but his friends are enablers. After all, it’s well-known that Roger has issues with alcohol, but apparently his detective friend Eddie Valient sometimes force-feeds Roger drinks. Sounds like Roger needs new friends!

The validity of this picture has been called into question. Some think that the black eye might be make-up or that her stomach has been photoshopped. Experts say the blue ruler lines and kiss marks prove the legitimacy of the picture. More to the point, we need to stop making excuses and face the fact that Roger Rabbit beats Jessica. There’s an angry, violent side of him we never see — but it’s starting to show itself in Jessica’s deformed body.

What I’m asking everyone to do is call the Hollywood Police Department all at once and say, “why should Roger be arrested? Let me count the reasons. One one-thousand, two one-thousand…” Just like that. No need to explain what he did – this is a lot like the peanut thing for cancelling Jericho. Except instead of peanuts, we’re gonna save Jessica Rabbit’s life. After all, as celebrity news enthusiasts, it’s our business!