Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Yakko and Mojo Jojo Will Put Aside Their Differences For Maz’s Birthday
This month, every Trophy Bomb post is inspired by a drawing from DeviantART.com. Today's piece is inspired by user Takineko.
You’ve got two groups of friends. Both groups like you, but neither group likes each other. Welcome to Maz’s world! My buddy Maz is friends with Yakko and the Animaniacs crew, but he’s also good pals with Mojo Jojo and the Powerpuff Girls villains. He’s worried about his upcoming birthday party, in which members of both groups are expected to attend — however, it’s not a big deal. They’ll put aside their differences for Maz’s big day.
The first time Maz brought Yakko and Mojo’s clans together, it was a disaster. He invited a bunch of friends out mini-golfing via Facebook, and things got really tense. At one point, Mojo got mad at Yakko for hiding his golf club, and said, “give me a club. That is what I expect you to do, because that is what I asked for. Give it to me. Hand it over. I’m asking for it. ‘Club me’ right now. You will do the thing I keep asking you to do, because–” Yakko must have misunderstood, and whacked Mojo over the head with a caveman club. Yakko wouldn’t apologize, and Mojo kept quietly whispering to Fuzzy Lumpkins about Yakko being “a fucking dickhead.”
So there’s a lot of bad blood between the two groups. Wakko once belched 1,000 digits of Pi while Him was trying to steal the soul of Princess Morbucks. Another time the Gangreen Gang attempted to rob and murder the Hip Hippos, only to be squashed to death themselves. However, Yakko and Mojo understand that their mutual friend, Maz, needs them to put aside their differences and celebrate together. Dot is gonna have to forget what the Rowdyruff Boys said to her outside of the mall that night.
Of course, Maz could also just have two separate parties. In these troubling economic times, it might not be feasible to play Laser Tag with two separate groups, but having two different celebrations could work if Maz scaled things down. He could visit the zoo twice, or catch two different $5 shows at a local improvisational comedy theater. There are many non-Laser Tag possibilities, though we know how much Maz was looking forward to scoring points off the opponent’s base.
I guess my final recommendation is for Maz to have two parties, because even though Yakko and Mojo are willing to forget the crotch hair / blow torch incident, it’s just gonna be awkward. Apart from that, what else have you learned from this article? Hmm…
Wheel of Morality: turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we must learn. *Spins*
Lesson #3: Even though Bigfoot has “big feet,” a regular sized splinter hurts him just as much as it would us. Good night!
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