Two years ago, I briefly dated a girl still in college. She seemed normal, except that she liked to take pictures of the two of us together, right after having sex*. I thought that was odd, but it turns out she was pretty tame by today’s standards.

Some of us use camera phones to take pictures at a party. Others use them to snap quick photos of a favorite band. If you’re part of the current generation of high schoolers, you’re probably using them to take pictures of your first blowjob. With a fancier phone, you can shoot a video for the TV!

Hippies had their “free love,” and now technology is turning a new generation of young narcissists into mega-sluts. A recent survey shows that about 1/3 of teens have posted private, nude and/or explicit photos online. In other words, the Vanessa Hudgens thing is actually part of a fad. Damn it, why can’t I be going to high school now?! We had fucking Tamagotchis and these kids now get jailbait boobies.

Read the rest over at MadAtoms.com

*Non-explicit photos. Sorry to get your hopes up.