Thursday, March 12th, 2009
Quiz: Are You A WWE Good Guy or Villain?
As we get ready for Wrestlemania 25, there’s one question we must ask ourselves: “if I were a professional wrestler in the WWE universe, would I be a hero like Rey Mysterio, or a bad guy like Randy Orton?” Well, now you can take this quiz and find out which side you’re on!
Every “a” is 1 point. Every “b” is 2 points.
1) How do you feel about the fans?
a: I love the fans.
b: Those hypocrites and liars? Let me make one thing clear: all the fans are whiny idiots. I wish I could take Wrestlemania and shove it into their throats, causing them to choke and die. Once their bodies were dead for a few days, I’d pull down my pants and have sex with the dead corpse of each and every fan out there!
How’d you score?
1 point: You’re a Good Guy! Jeff Hardy says, “hello.”
2 points: You’re a Bad Guy – BOOOOO!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!! DIE!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I’LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!!
(Triple H takes a metal folding chair and strikes you unconscious… because you deserved it.)

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