Playing more Street Fighter 4 at my friend’s house, and the new character Rufus reminds me a lot of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Some similarities:

* They’re both fat! (Fnuh?!?!)

* They both wear outfits that expose said fat.

* They both have silly, over-the-top accents.

* They’re both mean-spirited comic relief.

* They’re both cocky fighters.

* They were both created to fill-out the character rosters for their respective sequels.

* Did I mention they’re both really fat?

However, one question still remains: will we get in Rufus’ belly?

Only time will tell. Only time will tell.

…

(Enough time has gone by, and the answer is “no.”)