Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Have You Seen This: Freaked (1993)
The New Beverly Cinema in LA just had a midnight screening of the film Freaked. I went because a bunch of my friends were going, and I had no idea what to expect. Literally – I didn’t know what the movie was about or what it was like. It’s fun going into a movie with so few preconceptions, especially when it’s this movie.
Freaked is a cult film from 1993, starring Alex “I Was Also In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” Winter as a Hollywood teen idol douchebag who decides to go South America and do PR work for an evil corporation, defending a terrible chemical called Zygrot 24. However, he ends up in evil Dennis Quaid’s freak show, and he exposes Alex’s character to Zygrot, turning him into a hideous freak, along with his douche-pal and a snotty liberal protester girl. Can they get themselves, and the other Freak Show victims, to freedom?
First of all, wow, this movie has awesome special effects. They aren’t cheesy and inexpensive, like in a lot of cult films – the freak costumes must have cost a well-spent penny. There’s a worm-man, a literal cow-boy, a guy who’s a giant nose. It all looks very impressive and creepy and stylized.
Freaked is full of great, early 90′s alt-comedy style jokes. It’s very much an extension of The State and early MTV sensibility, which makes sense, because the creators were all part of The Idiot Box. Though it loses its footing towards the end, gags like Rastafarian eye balls who shoot freaks trying to escape, or just the idea of Sockhead, a man with a sock puppet for a head, voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait, more than make up for any pokiness.
In the end, Freaked is really just a very expensive comedy sketch fashioned into a movie, but I forgave the lack of character development, because the jokes are funny, numerous and unexpected.
Oh, and here’s where to get Parliament Funkadelic’s song for the film, called “Hideous Mutant Freekz.”
Have you seen Freaked? What did you think?

6 Comments
May 21st, 2009 at 7:11 am
I’m a huge freaked fan. In fact, at one point in my life I didn’t know that anyone else even knew about the flick. I was overjoyed to find it on DVD one day in a rather nice edition.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:21 am
The screening was packed and full of excited fans. You are not alone, and I’m considering getting that DVD set.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I remember being sick and missing school one day a long time ago. I watched this movie. It took me until last year to find out what it was. I have vivid memories of watching it and throwing up (From the sickness, of course, the movie was awesome)
May 24th, 2009 at 11:33 am
This would be the perfect sick-day movie. I mostly watched the Price Is Right when I was home from school. Good ol’ Bob Barker.
May 26th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I watched a lot of Golden Girls and Designing Women when I was sick.
May 26th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Speaking of Golden Girls:
http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes/FFGoldenGirls.mov
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