Thursday, May 7th, 2009
What’re They Thinking: “Family Meets A Ninja Turtle”
Leonardo: Hey little baby! I’m Leo, the leader of the Ninja Turtles. Coochie, coochie, coo!
Mom: Isn’t this cute? My baby and one of those big turtles – in a photo together. This could be our Christmas card.
Dad: I wanna fuck Leonardo so bad. I wanna stuff that shell with my dong. Yeah, you’d like that, huh Leo? And once I fuck the leader, the rest of the turtles will fall in line. Soon I’ll be doing Michelangelo turtle-style while I blow Master Splinter’s dick-like nose. Oh, yeah. You and me, Leo. I promise you one thing — I will not come out of your shell.
Baby: I hate everything that’s happening here!
2 Comments
May 9th, 2009 at 12:52 am
The dad sure is a nut job.
Give him his own sitcom, in my opinion.
May 9th, 2009 at 11:14 am
“Shell of a Man” (TBS): When a married man discovers he loves Ninja Turtles a little too much, he starts stalking Leonardo. But will his wife find out? And what does his baby (voice of Steven Wright) think of all this? Tuesdays after My Boys.
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