Non-joke answer: Lots of projects, assignments and writing. Here’s an update…

The Devastator: I successfully fundraised, co-founded, and am now Editor In Chief of a new quarterly humor book series called The Devastator! It features both renowned and upcoming writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Onion News Network, Cracked, Funny or Die, McSweeney’s, DC Comics and more. Volume one was released this summer and wrestles with a mega beast of pop culture: Cartoons!

You can snag a copy at bookstores in NY/LA, on Amazon, or buy one directly through us. We just launched a PDF version for $1.99 on WOWIO, which is perfect for your iKindlePad.

Traveling with The Devastator: Recent comic book shows we attended include the infamous San Diego Comic Con and SuperMarket in Los Angeles. (Click the links for pics.) Soon we’ll be setting up shop at the West Hollywood Book Fair and APE Con in San Francisco. See you there, internet!

Leetstreet Boys: Now more epic than ever! This month, we’re kicking-off a spooky, 2-month-long  webcomic story, where the band must figure out the identity of the mysterious The Fanboy of the Opera… because their lives will depend on it!

This Very Website: I brushed off some cobwebs and updated pretty much all the sections. Woo hoo!

As we speak, I’m finishing a super-huge project that should be released later this year. Looking forward to telling you more about it soon. In the meantime, thanks for reading this thing I just wrote!

For a few months now, I’ve been dropping hints about a major project I’ve been working on.  It’s now revealed!  *GASP*

The Devastator is a quarterly book of comics and satire, collecting work from upcoming and well-established writers and artists.  Our first book is about cartoons, and features contributions from James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros), Todd Alcott (Antz), David Malki ! (Wondermark) and R. Sikoryak (Masterpiece Comics).  We just started fundraising yesterday on Kickstarter to support the first print run and already we’re over 20% of the way there!  Here’s an updated widget with our current progress:

If you’d like to pledge, and get awesome prizes like t-shirts, books, signed posters and more, click here!

Help us devastate everything – together!

Both comics were featured on the front pages of Digg, and they’ve also been linked around the internets.  Check out Mad X-Men at MTV, TV Squad, X-Ray Vision and the front page of IMDB.  Thanks, bloggers!

MADATOMS – MAD MEN X-MEN MASH-UP, PART 1 by Geoffrey Golden – Artist: Jordan Monsell

Above: That’s me dressed as Arcade, the X-Men’s lamest villain! Those who weren’t careful this Halloween got sent on a one-way trip to *Murderworld.*

My girlfriend went as Punk Storm, the best possible Storm variation.  (Except maybe Mall Shopping Storm from the 90′s cartoon)

What have I been up to?  It’s been a busy month and November’s gonna be wilder.  Van Wilder? No, just busier, I guess.

Went to APE Con this year — the Alternative Press Expo — where I had copies of my Wrestlemania mini-comic and Internet Monster 24 Hour Comic on hand.  I also had the pleasure of interviewing:

• Pop culture painter Brandon Bird
• Comic book legend R. Sikoryak

The good folks at Comedy.com published a bunch of new articles this month, including:

• Ten 3 Wolf Moon Parody T-Shirts
• I Can Has Mech Suit: 16 Awesome Robot Cats
• 10 Darth Vader Music Videos

I released a new comedy video.  If you’re a fan of Donkey Kong Country, you’ll especially enjoy this visit to Cranky Kong’s Cabin.

Check out the epic new Leetstreet Boys webcomic arc (starts here).  What will happen to D-Dos?  Who is this mysterious rival band?  Features guest appearances by IRL otaku stand-up Uncle Yo.

“The Unhappiest Show On Earth“: I’m co-writing and performing in a sketch comedy show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on November 11th at 6:30 pm!  Its all about depression.  Not the economic depression – just good ol’ people depression.  I’ll have another update on this soon.

Time to start getting ready for Christmas.  There are no holidays in between Halloween and Christmas worth thinking about.