Gobble gobble, motherfuckers! Here are some more articles I’ve written for Crave Online over the past month or so. Enjoy them with a generous portion of stuffing. And by “generous portion,” I mean eat all the stuffing. That shit’s tasty!

6 Reasons To Skip Thanksgiving

5 Ways To Pass Time During The NBA Lockout

Teenagers Are Constantly Jumping

10 More Things About The 90s We Hope Will Make A Comeback

7 Fictional Places To Occupy

I wrote my first book!

It’s called Snarkicide and it’s the story of a sad-sack horror movie fan who gets blogged to death. Here’s a summary:

Jayson Arnold, aka “Uncle Creepzone,” is an obsessed, obese horror film fan who prefers torture porn to any other kind. He runs The Creepzone, the worst horror movie news blog on the internet.

When Jayson takes part in an deceiving marketing tie-in for Murder Upload, the worst horror movie ever made, he pisses off The Creepzone’s only loyal reader. Told through a series of blog entries, Jayson’s real life soon becomes a horror movie, and his loyal reader has now become… his worst nightmare!

Snarkicide debuted at #14 on Kindle’s Parody Book chart. Neat!

You can get the Kindle version on Amazon for just 99 cents.

(Same price for the Nook version.)

Since the start of the summer, I’ve been blogging for the popular entertainment site CraveOnline. Here are a few comedy articles I’ve written for them:

• 7 Hip-Hop Remixes of the Cheers Theme
• Slippers: They’re Not Just For Old People!
• The Little Mermaid Ride’s Big Omission
• Gross! 5 Retro Ads For Slime Toys
• Netflix’s New Strategy: Do Stupid Things
• 7 Cartoon Shorts That Became TV Shows
• Behind The Fail – Fridge In Car Trunk

Above: That’s me dressed as Arcade, the X-Men’s lamest villain! Those who weren’t careful this Halloween got sent on a one-way trip to *Murderworld.*

My girlfriend went as Punk Storm, the best possible Storm variation.  (Except maybe Mall Shopping Storm from the 90′s cartoon)

What have I been up to?  It’s been a busy month and November’s gonna be wilder.  Van Wilder? No, just busier, I guess.

Went to APE Con this year — the Alternative Press Expo — where I had copies of my Wrestlemania mini-comic and Internet Monster 24 Hour Comic on hand.  I also had the pleasure of interviewing:

• Pop culture painter Brandon Bird
• Comic book legend R. Sikoryak

The good folks at Comedy.com published a bunch of new articles this month, including:

• Ten 3 Wolf Moon Parody T-Shirts
• I Can Has Mech Suit: 16 Awesome Robot Cats
• 10 Darth Vader Music Videos

I released a new comedy video.  If you’re a fan of Donkey Kong Country, you’ll especially enjoy this visit to Cranky Kong’s Cabin.

Check out the epic new Leetstreet Boys webcomic arc (starts here).  What will happen to D-Dos?  Who is this mysterious rival band?  Features guest appearances by IRL otaku stand-up Uncle Yo.

“The Unhappiest Show On Earth“: I’m co-writing and performing in a sketch comedy show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on November 11th at 6:30 pm!  Its all about depression.  Not the economic depression – just good ol’ people depression.  I’ll have another update on this soon.

Time to start getting ready for Christmas.  There are no holidays in between Halloween and Christmas worth thinking about.

Here’s a new video I made! This is why DK doesn’t like visiting Cranky Kong.

If you like the video, write a nice comment, why not?