Fozzie makes his voice heard at the Budget Repair Bill debate. Edited by me!

Next up is CollegeHumor’s “Pedobear Doubt Trailer,” which is hilarious if you’re a b-tard:

What’s interesting is that they call out Pedobear as a 4chan meme – not sure I’ve seen that before. Of course, now 4chan gets credited for LOLcats and Rickrolling, but here we’re seeing the site get credited before the meme goes mainstream. Also, CH gets bonus points for using Stephanie from LazyTown. That’s the way you bake a cake make a parody!

There’s always too much social networking going on.  When I got a MySpace, I needed a Facebook.  When I got Facebook, I needed Twitter.  Now I need a separate social networking site for just my business contacts.  Blarg.  There has to be a better way!

With a simple modification, Facebook could immediately wipe out LinkedIn.  Here’s what they do: give us the option to display certain Facebook information to different types of “friends.”  In other words, say I don’t want my boss looking at the party photo of me trying to have sex with an XBOX 360.  I tag the photo as “friends only,” or set my profile so work friends can’t see my photos.  Apart from that, all you need is a resume application and bada bing: Facebook is as good as LinkedIn.  (Facebook also lets you know what contacts you share with each person, so no worries there.)  Really, there’s no need for a separate site to get your business privacy, it would just take a little added user customization.

It’s a pain in the ass to re-friend contacts in LinkedIn.  I don’t want to have to maintain two separate social networking profiles.  Facebook, it’s time to put LinkedIn out of its misery.

Ya feel me?

Cause, like, she ain’t got nothing right now. Biznatch ain’t tall, so she can’t be a model and shit. She’s broke, so she can’t support my coke addiction. She said, “I’m not gettin’ you coke, unless I get a tax break from Obama.” Mr. President, a man needs his crack, especially a man who’s addicted to crack. You been there, right? I know you have.

You do this for me, man, and I will hook your white hizouse up. What do you need? Speakers? Shit, I can get your Oval Office into that 5.1 surround shit for $50. No, I’m playin’, it’d be free. Give my biznatch her tax break and I’ll throw in my hardcover Calvin and Hobbes collection. That tiger’s funny as shit, especially when I’m high. Only the kid can see that tiger — what the fuck’s that shit about?

Tax break for my small biznatch — do it up.

And I’m out.