I wrote my first book!

It’s called Snarkicide and it’s the story of a sad-sack horror movie fan who gets blogged to death. Here’s a summary:

Jayson Arnold, aka “Uncle Creepzone,” is an obsessed, obese horror film fan who prefers torture porn to any other kind. He runs The Creepzone, the worst horror movie news blog on the internet.

When Jayson takes part in an deceiving marketing tie-in for Murder Upload, the worst horror movie ever made, he pisses off The Creepzone’s only loyal reader. Told through a series of blog entries, Jayson’s real life soon becomes a horror movie, and his loyal reader has now become… his worst nightmare!

Snarkicide debuted at #14 on Kindle’s Parody Book chart. Neat!

You can get the Kindle version on Amazon for just 99 cents.

(Same price for the Nook version.)